Trump’s Tweets Make Strange Poetry


Using the website Poetweet, I created three poems based on @RealDonaldTrump‘s tweets. They sound exactly the way he speaks, oddly enough

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Donald Trump, chairman and president of the Trump Organization and the founder of Trump Entertainment Resorts, speaks at a National Press Club Newsmaker Luncheon in Washington, DC, on May 27, 2014. AFP PHOTO/Jewel Samad (Photo credit should read JEWEL SAMAD/AFP/Getty Images)

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Next season…
by Donald J. Trump

To you for your service, sacrific…
Popular and respected Governor,
And all law enforcement offic…
My great honor!

W/ us in our efforts to isolate…
Who have made a fortune w/ O’Care.
Next, she was a bad candidate!
LOWER COSTS for HEALTHCARE! ➡️…

Bill and live with themselves!
Of trip, the Phillipines.
The great HealthCare it deserves!

Thank you, working hard!
Republicans won 4 out of 4 House…
Tougher. We love our Coast Guard!

 

Finish line…
by Donald J. Trump

Bill and live with themselves!
Red handed, just like lonely Brian…
The great HealthCare it deserves!
LaVar Ball, the father of LiAn…

Florida. See everyone soon!
Ratings are terrible, nobody cares!
Delegation in NYC this afternoon.
EVERY SINGLE DAY AFTER, to RES…

U.S. Military. On behalf of an ent…
South Korea. Stay tuned! 🇺🇸🇰🇷#UNGA
VETS, Anti-Second Amendment….
United Nations. #USAatUNGA🇺🇸#UNGA…
– where is our Justice Department?

 

4 House…
by Donald J. Trump

TROPHY! Congratulations!
The National Anthem next season.…
By the previous Administrations…

And tax reform – so badly needed!
Bill and live with themselves!
By a great guy, highly recommended!

W/ us in our efforts to isolate…

THANK YOU ASIA!