Jesus H. Trump


Some of the Craziest “Trump & Christ” Memes on Twitter Forget the pussy grabbing! Forget the collaboration! Forget the treason! According to the #MAGA crowd, God Himself in the form of ourLordandSaviorJesusChrist has anointed the Donald personally and stands beside him. Because what deity WOULDN’T love a traitorous, self-absorbed, self- aggrandizing lifelong scammer with multiple…

Trump’s Tweets Are Even Weirder As Poems


Using the website Poetweet, I created three poems based on @RealDonaldTrump‘s tweets. The USA… by Donald J. Trump Under our just signed Tax Cut Bill. Than your untruthful competition! U.S., CNN International is still… End the Democrats Obstruction! Robert Jeffress – A wonderful man! The Stock Market down 350 points (… A fine man and…

Trump’s Tweets Make Strange Poetry


Using the website Poetweet, I created three poems based on @RealDonaldTrump‘s tweets. They sound exactly the way he speaks, oddly enough : Next season… by Donald J. Trump To you for your service, sacrific… Popular and respected Governor, And all law enforcement offic… My great honor! W/ us in our efforts to isolate… Who have…

Dear Robert Mueller: Please Hurry


I’m exhausted. Each day of the Trump presidency brings new outrages and inconceivable lows of basic human decency. With each tweet, President Trump exposes his true nature as a controlling, childish narcissist who bullies others but can’t take even the slightest affront to his fragile psyche without lashing out in anger. Trump has turned over…