Trump’s Tweets Make Strange Poetry


Using the website Poetweet, I created three poems based on @RealDonaldTrump‘s tweets. They sound exactly the way he speaks, oddly enough : Next season… by Donald J. Trump To you for your service, sacrific… Popular and respected Governor, And all law enforcement offic… My great honor! W/ us in our efforts to isolate… Who have…

DNA Found My Birth Mother – Trump Made Me Regret It


Ancestry.com’s DNA test helped me identify my birth mother; Donald Trump (and Facebook) made me regret it. After sending in my DNA sample, Ancestry.com matched me up with DNA matches on their website. Through this, I found a close relative who turned out to be my half-niece. I found out I had two half-sisters from…